After brief stints with both the LA Kings and the Columbus Blue Jackets, Adam Cracknell has been traded back to his original team, the St. Louis Blues.
Adam Cracknell was the Blues undercover agent in LA, where he successfully sabotaged the first half of the Kings season, with 0 goals scored and a -8 +/- rating.
Cheif Tom Stillman told us “Agent Cracknell did a great job in LA during his time there, but once the Kings discovered our plot to ruin their season and shipped him off for holding in Columbus, we knew we needed to break him out of that prison and bring him home.”
“We felt that we needed to bring back a popular line combination from last year’s team,” Said Blues GM Doug Armstrong, “much in the same way we keep bringing back that Star Wars night that nobody really cares about.”
Blues coach Ken Hitchcock apparently had to be revived using CPR after he passed out from sheer joy, once he heard the incredible news that he had yet another player to use in his quest to come up with the most ridiculous line combinations possible.