Allen Refuses to Keep Driving Back and Forth


The St. Louis Toast-Dispatch is reporting that Jake Allen is refusing to drive back and forth from Peoria to St. Louis

Coach Hitchcock said: “I don’t blame the kid”…”how many times have we called him up and then sent him down…four or five times now”?

The St. Louis Blues have reportedly heard the young man’s cries loud and clear and the Blues Twitter account is tweeting that they have decided to purchase a private jet for Jake Allen to use the rest of the season.

When Jake heard of the good news, he said: “Wow…I was just hoping they would start paying for my gas”.

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Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.