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Author Archives: Barney Miklasz

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MLB fans to wear blindfolds in protest of ‘escalating crappy calls’ from Umpires

August 19, 2017 Barney Miklasz
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Saturday afternoon, the MLB umpires union announced umpires around the league will wear white wristbands to protest an increase in verbal abuse from players around the league. The protest comes…
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Posted in Cards | Tagged blindfold, MLB, protest, umpires, wristband | Leave a comment

Joe Maddon Excuse Generator

May 16, 2017 Barney Miklasz
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Every series, Joe Maddon has a reason why his team lost or something to complain about, we’ve given him and hand and made an excuse generator just for him!  Maybe…
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Posted in Cards | Tagged complain, Cubs, excuse, generator, joe, maddon | Leave a comment

Mike Yeo Lineup Generator

April 18, 2017 Barney Miklasz
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Now with 100% more sensible lineups than the Ken Hitchcock edition!

Posted in Blues | Tagged Blues, generator, lineup, mike, yeo | Leave a comment

Doctor Forcibly Removed From United Center in Chicago

April 11, 2017 Barney Miklasz
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After being forcibly removed from his United Airlines flight from Chicago to Louisville Kentucky, the unnamed Doctor reportedly attempted to calm his nerves and catch a Chicago Blackhawks game while he…
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Posted in Blues, Current News | Tagged airlines, Blackhawks, center, doctor, dragged, removed, united | Leave a comment

Toast Dispatch Radio S2 – E15: We hate the Bye Week, Oreos & More Shattenkirk Rumors

February 24, 2017 Barney Miklasz
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During this awful bye week we break down the more important things in life, like which is the worst way to eat an Oreo cookie, Tommy Pham eating BBQ, and…
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Posted in Hockey Night in St. Louis | Tagged Blues, curt, jeff, jones, oreos, podcast, price, robert, shattenkirk, ziglenski | Leave a comment

Toast Dispatch Radio S2 – E13: I Like Mike

February 11, 2017 Barney Miklasz
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We talk with Brad Simpson from the Montreal SB Nation website about the Canadiens, Mike Yeo, women’s hockey in Canada and some old guy hops on and complains about stuff.

Posted in Hockey Night in St. Louis | Tagged Blues, canadiens, mike, montreal, yeo | Leave a comment

Toast Dispatch Radio S2 – E12: Ken Hitchcock Fired! Mike Yeo’s 1st game.

February 4, 2017 Barney Miklasz
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The Blues have fired Ken Hitchcock and made Mike Yeo the new head coach, we talk with Blues Alumni Terry Yake, NHL XM Network producer Mick Kern and former media…
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Posted in Hockey Night in St. Louis | Tagged Blues, fired, hitchcock, ken, mike, podcast, yeo | Leave a comment

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