Blues Announce a Post Game Meet and Greet with #91 Vladimir Tarasenko

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DONT MISS THE NEXT GREAT MOMENT WITH #91 VLADIMIR TARASENKO!

WIN A PRIZE
Three lucky fans attending Thursdays game will each win a signed #91 VLADIMIR TARASENKO jersey.

In addition, we will pick one guy and one girl who will win our Grand Prize.

FOR THE LUCKY GIRL: VIP passes to the SubZero Club where you will be wined and dined with a candlelight dinner by the one and only #91 Vladimir Tarasenko .  After dinner, you and your date #91 Vladimir Tarasenko will be whisked away by Jed Limousine to Club Viva, in the Central West End where you and Vlady will be shaking your bon bon all night long.  Yes, this all sounds too good to be true, but wait, there’s more. From Club Viva, you and Vlady will be taking a three week all expense paid vacation to the French Polynesian island of Bora Bora, eternally bonded in wedlock and live happily ever after.*

*#91 Vladimir Tarasenko  reserves the right to cancel all plans, other than signing your jersey, if you weigh more than he can lift.

FOR THE LUCKY GUY: VIP passes to the SubZero Club, where you and #91 Vladimir Tarasenko will empty a few lagers together and hang out and talk about the game. Next, you and  Vlady will go play darts and have a few more beers at Flannery’s in the warehouse district. From Flannery’s you and the Vlady will swing by Jake Allen’s condo in Clayton and play rod hockey and watch Animal House on Netflix until 3:00am. Before you leave, you and #91 Vladimir Tarasenko will exchange phone numbers and Vlady will promise to call you every Friday night during your weekly poker game with your buds.*

*#91 Vladimir Tarasenko reserves the right to cancel all plans, including signing your jersey, if you hale from Chicago.

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