Blues Fans Invade Nashville!



Bill Haslam, governor of Tennessee, has called out the National Guard to save downtown Nashville from an invasion of Blues fans who have taken the whole city by storm.

“They seem to be concentrating their attack in the areas surrounding Bridgestone Arena.” Said Bill Haslam.  “We’re launching a last ditch counter attack by blaring old school country music over the emergency warning system.  If this doesn’t work we are prepared to negotiate a surrender at 7:00PM at the Arena.”

Above is a photo a brave reporter took of the invasion in progress, just before he was converted into a Blues fan.

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Lumpy Rutherford
Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.