“There were so many tears shed by fans of the Blackhawks during games 1 and 2.” Said Blues Owner Tom Stillman. “We needed to do something with it all, the seats at the Scottrade Center were starting to get soggy. So we bottled up all their tears and they are now available for purchase at concession stands.”
Tears of Hawks fans are available in a standard water bottle, or as an oversized souvenir cup featuring Alex Steen, Barret Jackman and Ed Belfour on it.
Barney Miklasz is our head Tech writer, and also writes for the Blues and Cards blogs, in his spare time, he enjoys skydiving off the St. Louis Arch.
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Last updated: 08/01/2014