Blues Now Selling The Tears of Hawk’s Fans.

Hawks Tears-smallThe St. Louis Blues plan to introduce a tasty new beverage at the Scottrade Center before Game 5.  Blues fans will now be able to quench their thirst for victory with the tears of Hawks fans!

“There were so many tears shed by fans of the Blackhawks during games 1 and 2.” Said Blues Owner Tom Stillman. “We needed to do something with it all, the seats at the Scottrade Center were starting to get soggy.  So we bottled up all their tears and they are now available for purchase at concession stands.”

Tears of Hawks fans are available in a standard water bottle, or as an oversized souvenir cup featuring Alex Steen, Barret Jackman and Ed Belfour on it.

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