Without warning, a great and unyielding goal famine has struck Blues nation. Hundreds of thousands of devoted fans are starving for more offense, but the powers that be seem unaware…
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Let Them Eat Cake!
Category Archives: Blues
Hard hitting satire coverage of the St. Louis Blues.
WARNING: Jokes about Ken Hitchcock, Doug Armstrong and Steve Ott are dangerously abundant.
Tom Stillman – Hands Down Best Owner In Sports
In a city still bewildered by Stan Kroenke’s decision to move the Rams to Los Angeles, it is refreshing to see the St. Louis Blues owner, Tom Stillman, on opening…
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Blackhawks Dynasty Found Dead
Late last night the Chicago Blackhawks Dynasty was killed tragically in a hit-and-run incident. Witnesses said the victim had just crossed over at the 3200 block of Salary Cap Boulevard,…
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Kill zombie Blackhawk fans in our new game: Blackhawk Down!
Toast Dispatch is excited to release the Alpha version of our new video game: Blackhawk Down! You can play the game here. About the Game Blackhawk Down is a 1st person shooter…
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2016 St. Louis Blues Toastie Awards
It’s that time of year again, the St. Louis Blues season has come to and end, so it’s time to look back and recognize those who stood out over the…
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St. Louis Blues Announce Jake Allen Will be Starting…
St. Louis Blues coach, Ken Hitchcock, has announced that JAKE ALLEN WILL BE STARTING… a new foundation called Jake and Melinda Gates foundation which aims to put an end to…
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Immortality or Anonymity – It’s a Choice
The St. Louis Blues are at a crossroads, a point in time in which a choice must be made, the fence in which to stand on is unavailable. The Blues find themselves in the driver’s seat and a…
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