Catwomen Comes out as Canine February 27, 2015 Lumpy Rutherford In this article, we take a already absurd CNN story, and make it even more ludicrous. You can also read the original story, “Catwomen comes out as Bisexual“. Related PostsCurse Of The Towel GuyFootball is not Michael Sams only passionDavid Backes is on Fire!‘Self-De-Terminator’ on hold? About the Author Lumpy Rutherford Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.