Catwomen Comes out as Canine



In this article, we take a already absurd CNN story, and make it even more ludicrous.

You can also read the original story, “Catwomen comes out as Bisexual“.








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Lumpy Rutherford
Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.