Late last night after Chicago’s crushing OT loss in game 7 against the LA Kings, fans were handed complimentary “Sore Loser Lozenges” upon exiting the United Center to.
“I appreciated these “Blackhawk Lozenges” after all the screaming I did at the game” Said Michael Pucksuckski, “But what I really needed was some industrial strength Visine after all that crying I did.”
Joe Poutski told us: “After the game I had a few of these lozenges, then I took to the internet to show my dismay for anyone who is a fan of any team except the Blackhawks, then I ordered a new Rangers jersey and burned all my Hawks gear. Go Rangers!”
Lumpy Rutherford is the Head Sports writer for the St. Louis Toast-Dispatch. He runs the Blues Blog and is a columnist for the Rams and Cards Blogs.
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