Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead!

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Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked HALAK is dead.

Well well, my fellow posters, I stand before you today to proclaim this day a holiday for all true Blues fans.

Actually, as I type this, I am sun bathing on the beautiful beach of Tahiti at the InterContinental Tahiti Resort celebrating the demise of YOUR LORD THY GOALIE – JARO SLOB HALACK.

Please see attached stock photo.

While I am actually not physically on the beach right now I am emotionally in paradise…

Enjoy the rest of the song…great movie.

As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined him.

And he’s not only merely dead, he’s really most sincerely dead.

Ghost of SPAV: “Then this is a day of Independence For all the Blues Fans and their descendants

Ghost of SPAV:
“Let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Over Rated Halak at last is dead!”

NOW WE JUST NEED TO Dump some water on Allen…and watch him melt away back to the AHL were he belongs.

LONG LIVE THE GREAT WIZARD OF ELLIOTT!!!

Yours Truly, Ghost of SPAV!!!

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Lumpy Rutherford
Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.