Episode 4: Ghosts of Game 5’s Past


Previously: Episode 1.  Episode 2.  Episode 3.

Friar Hitch could see Scottrade Castle in the distance. As they neared the great entrance, he saw that in his absence, Pope Armstrong had replaced the veteran gatekeeper, Sir Elliott with the young Prince Allen.

In fact, the legion of Ghosts of Game 5’s past had already arrived at the castle, and had set up a 7 mile spanking machine, which they were currently putting to use on Prince Allen.

SPANK “Ouch!” SPANK “Ouch!” SPANK “Ouch!”

The Ghosts of Game 5’s past easily overwhelmed Prince Allen and took Scottrade Castle by storm.

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