Come listen to a story about a man named Rex
A ridiculously rich Exxon CEO, who always kept his family fed,
Then one day he was lookin out the door
And up from the ground came a noxious vapor
Fracking that is, Gas gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol’ Rex is sueing,
His kinfolk said, ‘Rex, we ain’t movin away from here!’
They said, ‘Anywhere but here is were frackin oughtta be.’
So, they loaded up the lawyers and started legal proceedings.
Unjust, that is, fire water, poisoned air.
Well now its time to say goodbye to Rex and all his bread.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin dead.
You’re all invited back next week for more aristocracy
To have a heapin’ helpin’ of Rex Tillersons’ unimaginable hypocrisy.
Fat Cat that is. Set a spell, take your mask off.
Y’all come back now, y’hear?