Facebook making changes. Twitter to sue.


Facebook has been adding many “new” features lately, I say “new” only because every feature Facebook has rolled out lately, also just happens to be a staple feature of Twitter.  Such as #HashTags, and adding pictures to comment replies.

Facebook’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg said, “We’ve just ran out of ideas since Facebook Home… So using my genius brain thing; I decided we should just start copying Twitter!”.

There are also rumors going around that Facebook could be undergoing a major rebranding soon.  When asked about this, Mark said:  “This would be a huge step towards completing our journey to the dark side… err… I mean… umm… no more questions… or I will put more advertisements on the sidebar.”

Part of the rumored rebrand would include a 162 character limit on posts, and also changing the name to NotATwitterRipoff.

When Twitter was asked about how they felt about Facebook copying them, they replied “We understand that imitation is the highest form of flattery, but this is ridiculous, we are currently working on a law suit to take Mark Zuckerberg to court for excessive ridiculousness!”

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