GIF: Patrick Berglund Mastering The No-Timer December 6, 2013 Lumpy Rutherford Patrick Berglund is working on his patented “No-Timer” slap shot. EDIT: Credit to www.frozennotes.com for coming up with the “No-Timer” line! Related PostsToasted! Oshie’s Mom goes Shopping – 11/18/14Toast Dispatch Radio: S2 E20 – Blues Season Recap & Playoff PreviewCOMPLETED: Win 2 Tickets To See The Blues VS Sharks on Tuesday!Blues Beat Reporter Uncovers Fake Halak Twitter Account About the Author Lumpy Rutherford Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.