GIF: Patrick Berglund Mastering The No-Timer December 6, 2013 Lumpy Rutherford Patrick Berglund is working on his patented “No-Timer” slap shot. EDIT: Credit to www.frozennotes.com for coming up with the “No-Timer” line! Related PostsToastDispatch Radio S2 – E4: The Wallow in Self Pity episode with Robert TiffinWhat’s in a 1st Line Center? – A serious look at Cup winning teams and their centersToast Dispatch Radio – Episode 10 – Western Conference Finals PreviewToast Dispatch Radio – S2 E21: Reed Low, Sobotka Returns, Playoff Previews About the Author Lumpy Rutherford Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.