GIF: Patrick Berglund Mastering The No-Timer December 6, 2013 Lumpy Rutherford Patrick Berglund is working on his patented “No-Timer” slap shot. EDIT: Credit to www.frozennotes.com for coming up with the “No-Timer” line! Related PostsMartin Brodeur Is Sick of AARP Sending him Junk MailToast Dispatch Radio – Episode 3 – (Mark Parkinson)Rumor Mill – Ryan CallahanMILLER TIME! – The Wizard of Oz About the Author Lumpy Rutherford Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.