GIF: Patrick Berglund Mastering The No-Timer December 6, 2013 Lumpy Rutherford Patrick Berglund is working on his patented “No-Timer” slap shot. EDIT: Credit to www.frozennotes.com for coming up with the “No-Timer” line! Related PostsToast Dispatch Radio – Blues VS Blue Jackets Pre-Game Show (11/28/15)Keep the green outBlues Locate Source of the Bacterial InfectionCOMPLETED: Win 2 Free Tickets To The Blues VS Kings Game! About the Author Lumpy Rutherford Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.