GIF: Patrick Berglund Mastering The No-Timer December 6, 2013 Lumpy Rutherford Patrick Berglund is working on his patented “No-Timer” slap shot. EDIT: Credit to www.frozennotes.com for coming up with the “No-Timer” line! Related PostsHow Will Blues Fans React?Best of Toast Dispatch 2014Blues Bamboozle Fans With “Hat-Trick Ticket” GimmickCOMPLETED CONTEST: Win 2 Free Tickets to the Blues VS Devils game on Thursday! About the Author Lumpy Rutherford Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.