GIF: Patrick Berglund Mastering The No-Timer December 6, 2013 Lumpy Rutherford Patrick Berglund is working on his patented “No-Timer” slap shot. EDIT: Credit to www.frozennotes.com for coming up with the “No-Timer” line! Related PostsGary Bettman Falls Asleep During Triple OT ThrillerNHL Cancels Western Conference Playoffs in lieu of Chicago and LA’s EliminationWhat’s in a 1st Line Center? – A serious look at Cup winning teams and their centersBest of Toast Dispatch 2014 About the Author Lumpy Rutherford Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.