GIF: Patrick Berglund Mastering The No-Timer December 6, 2013 Lumpy Rutherford Patrick Berglund is working on his patented “No-Timer” slap shot. EDIT: Credit to www.frozennotes.com for coming up with the “No-Timer” line! Related PostsOctaLoss: Episode 3Toast Dispatch Radio – Episode 8 – GAME 7 VICTORY CELEBRATION!Trades the St. Louis Blues Almost Made on Deadline DayMarv’s Pre-Game Write-up: Blues vs. Predators (3/6/14) About the Author Lumpy Rutherford Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.