The following is a scene from the upcoming blockbuster movie, “MacArmstrong!”, which will be in theaters on March 5th.
Tom Stillman: “Holy smokes MacArmstrong! The trade deadline is almost here, what are we going to do!”
Doug MacArmstrong: “Everyone keep it together! If we’re going to make a Cup run, and we ARE going to make a Cup run, then we need to focus up!”
Ken Hitchcock: “Hurry up, we only have 15 days left before the deadline!”
MacArmstrong: “I’ve got it! Hitch, get me that Ryan Miller guy!”
Hitchcock: “You’ve got it MacArmstrong!”
MacArmstrong: “Now pass me Ryan Callahan!”
Hitchcock: “Ok, got him, now what?”
MacArmstrong: “Stillman, pass me that banana!”
Stillman: “Sure thing MacArmstrong!”
MacArmstrong: “Ok, now ge-”
Hitchcock: “Hang on a second MacArmstrong, are you just doing all this for your fantasy hockey team?”
MacArmstrong: “What’s up?”
At this point, all you Macgyver fans can picture the Scottrade Center blowing up.