The following is a scene from the upcoming blockbuster movie, “MacArmstrong!”, which will be in theaters on March 5th.
Tom Stillman: “Holy smokes MacArmstrong! The trade deadline is almost here, what are we going to do!”
Doug MacArmstrong: “Everyone keep it together! If we’re going to make a Cup run, and we ARE going to make a Cup run, then we need to focus up!”
Ken Hitchcock: “Hurry up, we only have 15 days left before the deadline!”
MacArmstrong: “I’ve got it! Hitch, get me that Ryan Miller guy!”
Hitchcock: “You’ve got it MacArmstrong!”
MacArmstrong: “Now pass me Ryan Callahan!”
Hitchcock: “Ok, got him, now what?”
MacArmstrong: “Stillman, pass me that banana!”
Stillman: “Sure thing MacArmstrong!”
MacArmstrong: “Ok, now ge-”
Hitchcock: “Hang on a second MacArmstrong, are you just doing all this for your fantasy hockey team?”
MacArmstrong: “What’s up?”
At this point, all you Macgyver fans can picture the Scottrade Center blowing up.
Barney Miklasz is our head Tech writer, and also writes for the Blues and Cards blogs, in his spare time, he enjoys skydiving off the St. Louis Arch.
Follow @ToastDispatch on twitter.