Martin Brodeur Is Sick of AARP Sending him Junk Mail

New York Islanders v New Jersey Devils“I ain’t old!”  Marty Brodeur was heard yelling this while going through his mail.

Brodeur told us: “The AARP keeps sending me junk mail about retirement plans, didn’t they hear me over the offseason?  I don’t want to retire!  This Del Boca Vista place I keep hearing about sounds pretty nice though.”

Later on in the day while Marty was spending quality time with his kids watching cartoons, he became visibly distraught and turned off the TV after seeing the following scene.


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