Miracle on Ice!

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It was reported yesterday the Blues had died from lack of effort and a bad heart.

But when the team arrived at the coroners office in Detroit a shocking revelation unfolded before the coroners eyes…The Blues had a pulse…their heart had a beat…Albeit a faint one, but none the less…they were ALIVE!

The team was rushed over to the Joe just in time to defeat the dreaded wing dynasty 4-3 in over time.

After the game the team was rushed back to intensive care for further observation.

Doctors are still not sure what exactly is wrong with the team but Dr. Hitchcock was quoted as saying…”this team has been to hell and back…I think they have a few good games left in them.”

 

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Lumpy Rutherford
Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.