Should The St. Louis Rams Move?



Losing the team – what it means to this city: Fathers come home again to their families. Wives reunite with their husbands.

Childrens laughter is heard again in the city parks as Papa pushes the swing into the cool crisp radiant blue sky and smiles abound everywhere on the faces of those whom we love the most.

Collected taxes from the citizenry are used to help feed the poor, maintain the streets & create jobs.

If the threat of moving is held over our fair city and the powers that be capitulate: Hundreds of millions of dollars are destined to be wasted on poor paying part time jobs.

Power hungry, autocratic civic leaders / puppets become more entrenched in their lust for power. And the good citizens of St. Louis suffer another decade of squandered Sabbaths…screaming obscenities at the glowing box of ballyhoo.

Oh crap, the game starts in 2 minutes…I got to get going!

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Lumpy Rutherford
Lumpy Rutherford is the head writer for the Toast Dispatch. His favorite topics are St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer Jeremy Rutherford and former Blues goalie Jaroslav Halak.