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Tag Archives: Goalie

VIDEO: Ryan Miller On Sale Now!

January 23, 2014 Lumpy Rutherford
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Video by trendingbuffalo.com

Posted in Blues | Tagged Blues, buffalo, Elliott, Goalie, Halak, miller, NHL, ryan, sabers, Trade | Leave a comment

Detonate the Reality Bomb!

January 19, 2014 Lumpy Rutherford
JourneysEndDavrosGunsm

After Saturday night’s loss to Anaheim, the St. Louis Blues announced that the group therapy session was a tremendous success. The Blues’ Chief Psychologist, Dr. Ralph Dacey stated, “We were…
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Posted in Blues | Tagged Blues, davros, Ducks, Goalie, hitchcock, Kings, loss, Playoffs, sharks | Leave a comment

Elliott Traded!

October 23, 2013 Lumpy Rutherford
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In a shocking development the St. Louis Post Dispatch is reporting that they have aquired late night funny man Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday in exchange for Blues number one goaltender…
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Posted in Blues | Tagged Blues, Elliott, fallon, Goalie, jimmy, Trade, traded | Leave a comment

Rally Squirrel Joins Blues As New Goalie!

June 27, 2013 Barney Miklasz
Rally Goalie

Salutations fellow Blues fans!  Today is a day of great rejoicing!  As the off-season begins the Blues have resigned a few players, but those pale in comparison with their latest…
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Posted in Blues, Cards | Tagged 2011, Blues, Cardinals, Goalie, rally, squirrel | Leave a comment

RIP Blues Goalie Controversy

May 15, 2013 Lumpy Rutherford
RIP Blues Goalie Slider

Late last night an old dear friend who I have personally been close to for many years was laid to rest at Our Lady of Perpetual Trading, better known as…
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Posted in Halak Museum | Tagged Blues, Brian, Elliott, Goalie, Hockey | 3 Comments

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