Do you enjoy writing funny stories? How about making funny images or GIFs? Well if so you’re in luck!
The Toast Dispatch is looking too add some more writers to our staff!
We are looking for funny readers, who want to write funny articles to be published here on the Toast Dispatch.
Here are a few things to keep in mind if you want to apply to join our writers staff:
Articles mustbe clean and appropriate for all ages.
Feel free to make a funny picture / GIF / video to go along with your article!
Your article image size must be 615×340 so it fits in the home page slider correctly.
Topics you can write about: Cardinals, Blues, Rams and Tech.
Credit for writing a article will always go to the Author. Ie: you.
Remember, we are a parody website, so your stories can be crazy!
There is no money involved. We don’t make any money from this website, so we cannot pay you to write for us.
To apply to join the Toast Dispatch, just fill out the form at the bottom of this page, and write an article that will make us laugh. If we like your article we will email you back, get you signed up to write, and publish the article you sent us!
We sure hope we can get some new writers soon, our deal with the St. Louis Zoo just fell through, and we had to return all the gorillas and chimpanzees that have been doing most of the writing around here for the past few weeks…